I’m not sure anyone is really interested in this other than
. But in case anyone else is still intrigued by my banter with what I assume is an AI that contacted me.So here is more dialog with “Alyssa”.
Alyssa: “What is your main job responsibility?”
Alyssa: “Good morning, sunshine can make me feel better. It can also make me healthy. How is the weather today?”
Me (doing my best impression of being an AI not quite responding appropriately): “Sunshine cheers most people up. It's cold.”
Alyssa: “Is the weather in your city bad today?”
Me: “Not bad, just cold.”
Alyssa: “Which city do you live in?”
Me (will AI realize a state is not a city?): “Minnesota”
Alyssa: “Hi John, How is your retirement going?” - Huh? Why does she think I’m retired? Why the weird jump in subjects? Not even going to try to correct me that Minnesota isn’t a city?
Me (messing with her again): “About as good as yours.”
Alyssa: “lol! What if I'm not feeling well today?😅😂😂” - AI has a sense of humor?
Me: “Then it is a good thing you are retired!”
Alyssa: “I am still planning now. I plan to enjoy my retirement life at the age of 45”
Alyssa: “Hi, John. What do you like for afternoon tea?”
Me: “Earl Grey is excellent. What brand do you drink?”
Alyssa: “I like to drink the Dominican Republic. It's called Café Santo Domingo”
Me: “Tea?”
Alyssa: “Afternoon tea refers to something you like to drink, not tea. Sorry, my friend. Maybe because my English is not very good, you misunderstood what I meant”
Me (actually a response generated by another AI since
suggested I flirt, so this is AI’s idea of flirting): “You know, I was about to ask if you prefer tea or wine, but something tells me you’re the kind of person who enjoys both—tea for deep conversations and wine when it’s time to have some fun. Am I right, or do I need to rethink my flirting strategy?”Alyssa: “That's absolutely right. But I only drink a little alcohol when I'm relaxing. Do you like tea, too?”
A few things to note:
Alyssa always uses perfect punctuation (despite her claim that her English is “not very good”) except she never uses a period at the end of a message. Fellow incompetent humans and scammers, in casual conversation, almost always make typos occasionally and use poor punctuation. Humans are not precise and consistent.
Her asking about “Afternoon tea” can be assumed to be the British practice of “Afternoon Tea” which consists of tea, sandwiches, scones and cake (a mini meal). It does not include coffee. Perhaps we should assume she is from some Banana Republic that has a different interpretation of “Afternoon Tea”?
My research failed to find any mention of another country having coffee for afternoon tea.
So why did she send a photo of a mug of tea and yet then follow up saying that she drinks coffee (“I like to drink the Dominican Republic. Café Santo Domingo”)? Is she saying she drinks the nation of “Dominican Republic”?
Yet, her last response also implies that she drinks tea (not coffee).
Perhaps she is a blonde Swede from the Dominican Republic that now lives in the USA? Wow, I’m confused. This “woman” is a lot of work to understand!
I’m not sure about the rest of you, but do you have conversations with real humans that seem this disjointed and confusing?
To me, this shows that AI completely lacks intelligence. A human would have called me out for my strange responses.
At this point I’m feeling quite confident that “AI” isn’t going to conquer the world anytime soon.
Hehehehehe…. Real scammers are more fun to lead down a dead end because they get so frustrated! So just changed subjects and keeps trying to get you to say things about yourself. Lame. I think your reader i right. She sounds like she was coded by a pre-pubescent with zero dating experience. I feel like she needs to be pushed to the edge. Can the other AI flirt inappropriately?
"A human would have called me out for my strange responses."
A human MIGHT have called you out 20 years ago. He'll, even ten years ago there would be questions about your story. But, with today's "you can be whatever you say you are" mentally, it may be thinking you "identify" in some way. LOL
I mean, it is very possible that the person writing the code for Alyssa is barely old ending to shave and has little to no dating experience to draw upon.
I am starting to wonder about YOU, John. Everything alright in your neck of the woods? Or have you been isolated in those woods for too long??
This particular series is entertaining at the very least. Trying to have a meaningful conversation with a robot brings back some fond memories. "Shall we play a game?"